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Okay, Clowns — What Did You Do With All the Real Furniture?

From The Anthology Series, 2024 An open letter to HGTV and other interior designers of the world The Train Wreck called Mid-century Modern I’m fed…

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That’s It, I Refuse To Be Interviewed By Another Fetus

From my Laugh Cafe Collection, 2013 Job Interviews and Other Idiot Encounters We’re in unprecedented times, so having a healthy sense of humor and an…

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Sail Away With Me to The Someday Isles (Life Humor)

From My Laugh Cafe Collection, written in 2018 It’s not out of the realm of possibility. The Elusive ‘Someday’ Someday, housemates and children might stop…

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Piled Higher & Deeper

From my Carside Commentaries Collection, written in 2017 What you are about to read is not intended to be offensive to bona fide PhDs who…

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Some People Wouldn’t Know Humor if It Slapped Them in the Face

There may be a good reason why your reader doesn’t laugh. Humor Me, Please I may need to press the pause button before I jump to conclusions…

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Woman standing by drive0thru signing looking shocked and surprised
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I’ll Take a Fish Sandwich, a Diet Coke & a Defibrillator, Please

From my Carside Commentaries Collection, written in 2020 Beware, folks! The drive-thru can be a shocking experience. Perception is Everything It’s a good thing I…

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In Defense of Satire

From my Treatise on Writing Collection, 2022 Recently, I read a great blog article titled ‘Are Emojis Killing the Art of Writing?’ My humor kicked…

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Let Me Get This Straight, That’s Who He Left You For?!

From my Ghost Roast Cafe Collection, written in 2013 Like Solomon Said, It’s All Vanity Physical attractiveness is rarely the primary factor motivating someone to…

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The Cult of Personality Assessments

Someone give that woman a special test. Call To Brilliant Minds Here’s a question: How did we function before we had a rubric for everything?…

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